Friday, May 29, 2009

the Alex awards, part seven

Most Unattractive Celebrities, Male

#10 - Jay Leno. Question: How many caricatures can you find of this guy on the internet? Answer: Many.

#9 - Jack Black. Funny, maybe. But not pretty.

#8 - Donald Trump. Does anybody like that hair? Nastay.

#7 - Ozzy Osborne. Drugs may be responsible for most of this.

#6 - Marc Anthony. He just looks like a serial killer. Or a child molester.

#5 - Gary Busey. Who made that face? It's all lopsided.

#4 - Carrot Top. The body has vastly improved, but it's still hard to look past that face. And I hate to say that about a redhead.

#3 - Steven Tyler. Again, we must try to imagine this without years of drug abuse.

#2 - Michael Jackson. The only reason he is not #1 is because this is not really his face. He used to be such a cute boy. I had posters of him on my wall in the 80s.

#1 - Kid Rock. He just deserved it the most. Congratulations, Kid! (Does this look like a police photo to anyone else?


1 comment:

  1. I am with you on EVERY SINGLE ONE of these.

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