Monday, March 29, 2010

good news and bad news


The good news is my mother's bulldog died yesterday. I may have mentioned the stinky, slimey, insecure animal before. He had developed a cancerous tumor on his shoulder. It's a shame, but only because he never got to share his sperm with another dog. That we know of. Good riddance. I despised the animal.

The bad news is, she's getting another one from the rescue tomorrow.

She used to be dependent on men. Now she's dependent on dogs.

Friday, March 26, 2010

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Is there anything you've been dying to ask me? http://formspring.me/alexandredumas

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

more Sue Sylvester

Sneaky Gays

Whoever writes this stuff - hilarious!