Friday, February 18, 2011

favorite quotes from this week's Glee

I think Brittany wins for the best one-liners this week, but there were some other good ones as well. Here are my favorites:

I wore a tank-top today because I thought it was summer. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.

So sorry to not be sorry for interrupting, but do you mind if I borrowed one of your rafters so I can hang myself?

I'm at the end of my Lauren rope. I'll do anything to get into those enormous pants.

Rachel: I want my allowance back right now!
Brittany: It's already gone. My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it on food for the goat. I mean--sort-of. The goat just ate the money.

Now, as you may know, I have a background in music. For a brief period, I was a tambourine player for Wilson Phillips.

Honestly, although my love would crush him, I'm totally turned on by the Biebster [Justin Bieber]. That is, until I remember that he looks like he's 12, and then it's sort of creepy.

Puck: Can I touch your knockers now?
Lauren: Only if you want to lose a hand.

My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no--I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.

Listen Rachel, I'm going to give you some tough love right now. You're not a trendsetter. When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing. They see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming.

Santana to Sam
Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is like way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. But make no mistake, every time you open your humongous mouth to do an impression or moisten an enormous stamp for a lazy giant, you take one step closer to everyone seeing that you are actually a dork.


  1. tambourine for Wilson Phillips, eh? hahahaha =D

  2. so good to re-laugh at all those lines.

    thank you!

  3. The whole episode was pretty much a conglomeration of one-liner zingers. Funny show.


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